I am so excited. Recently took the kid bro (the pickiest eater ever, I don't know how we're related sometimes) for Korean food (soondubu) and ... he actually liked it. Then I took him for Lebanese food (chicken tawook) and again, he really enjoyed it.Hallelujah, praise Buddha.
Not that I blame the kid. Honestly, I accidentally trained him to have zero faith in my cooking/taste ability. Growing up, the best thing I could make was tossing slices of deli ham onto the pan and frying it up with a dash of soy sauce. I have no idea why, but I could eat that all day. I still do that sometimes with Canadian bacon just for nostalgia's sake. Other than that, there was fried eggs, scrambled eggs, french fries, french bread pizza -- easy peasy stuff.
The first time I attempted to cook a real meal for my brother was when I was 18 -- I think. I tried making a mundane baked chicken breast. Except I totally overbaked it and it was dry and pretty gross. To this day, more than a decade later -- he still won't let me forget about that. Then came rock-hard muffins. Runny cheesecake. And then just a few months ago, I thought I could finally redeem myself after all these years by making him one of my specialities: Spinach lasagna. I barely got to boiling the noodles and preparing the filling when I wound up giving myself second degree burns and I had to go to the ER, leaving my brother to finish making the rest of the lasagna.
He felt so bad about what happened that he lied and told me the lasagna was delicious. Sigh. I swear I'm not a lousy cook. I bake awesome oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. I make a mean chicken noodle soup. My arrabbiata sauce kicks arse. Sigh.
I guess I'll have to resign myself to taking my brother out for good food instead of making it for him ...


